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女儿以前还不知道棒棒糖,过桥园开张的时候排队太长,为了哄她就拿餐馆服务台上的棒棒糖给她。第二次去过桥园,她想起来了,我们吃饭她自己溜过去拿。已经拿了好几轮了,所以

妈妈:“Phife, no more lollipop!”

女儿停步、转身、站定、挺腰,手指餐桌:“吃饭!”

然后继续去拿。

 

某次开车路上,

女儿:“I want lollipop.

我:“Lollipop is bad for you.

女儿不满,“嘿,好吃。”

 

另一次,

女儿:“I want lollipop.

我:“Lollipop is bad for you.

女儿:“I want bad for you.

 

上次女儿和邻居的女儿Rebecca玩,她去推Rebecca的小车,Rebecca认为小车被抢了,伤心地嚎啕大哭拿起车上的布娃娃找爸爸去了。第二天开车路上,

女儿:“爸爸,Rebecca抢我东西。”

 

女儿最近在进行使用马桶训练。妈妈在卫生间忙碌,女儿进去了,

妈妈:“Phifepooh pooh in the toilet!”

女儿转身就跑,“拜拜!”

 

某人放了一个屁,

女儿:“Did you pooh pooh?”

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1 条 童言无忌 的回复

  1. yamei说道:

    逍逍遥遥把英语学好了,以后我爸妈细伯他们那是听不懂的呀,要翻译的。

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